This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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