I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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