eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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