I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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