I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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