I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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