I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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