what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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