youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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