I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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