I just saw a hot homeless man
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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