she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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