thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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