found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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