i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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