I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Shame - the story of my life.
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