What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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