R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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