Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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