his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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