So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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