I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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