I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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