I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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