If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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