So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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