Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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