we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He? As in you personified your dick?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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