His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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