i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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