She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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