You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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