Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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