Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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