My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Randomize
