It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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