Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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