sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
two words...techno handjob
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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