it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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