gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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