So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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