WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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