I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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