What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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