don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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