What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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