Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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