im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Randomize
