Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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