I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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