Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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